IF - Pattern

It's a pattern of sorts, not much else to say!

IF - Strong

Stay strong, little freak deer...you will one day find your place in this world! Although it looks like you're allllmost there.

Garden Things

In my garden, little red men frolick amongst the ragweed and overgrown daisies. You'd think they'd be charming, but they're actually self righteous doomsday fanatics.

IF-Impatience

My impatience in the grocery store lead me to ponder the ramifications of beating people with a brick of cheese. Would cheese leave a mark? I have yet to find out.

IF - Tango

From the moment I wake up my feline torturers immediately engage me in a cat/foot tango. It generally ends when I either trip on one of them or accidentally kick one in my rush to the shower. In spite of my constant warnings and swearing they refuse to give up the dance.

Swirling Cactus Dervish

I've missed a few cactus Mondays due to my crazy hectic lifestyle. So here are a few takes on one cactus illustration.

IF - Hollow

A hollowed-out Twinkie is just a sad dry piece of cake. Without the magic filling, it is an empty, meaningless vessel.